I don’t know how it started. One minute I’m outside enjoying a cuppa, and the next I’m noticing how gross everything looks.

The patio? Disgraceful. It had moss, grime, and something that may or may not have been alive. So I gave in and booked patio cleaning Northwich with Clearview Cheshire.

They came. They cleaned. The patio looked so good I actually said “wow” out loud — to concrete.

But then… the rest of the house turned on me.

The driveway started looking at me funny. You know that stare? Like, “Really? You’re gonna leave me like this?” So, obviously, I booked driveway cleaning Northwich next. Turns out there were bricks under all that sludge. Who knew?

Of course, once the ground was clean, my eyes wandered upward… and found the windows. Oh, the windows. I hadn’t really noticed how streaky and sad they were until that exact moment. So yes, window cleaning Northwich was added to the list. They even cleaned the upstairs ones, which I’ve always treated as “nature’s problem.”

Then the paths. Then the wall. Then that weird spot behind the bins that I pretend doesn’t exist. All handled with some glorious pressure washing Northwich action. It was like watching years of suburban shame get blasted away.

Finally, there was the roof. I didn’t want to deal with it. I really didn’t. But I could hear the moss laughing at me. So I booked roof cleaning Northwich too. They did it safely, didn’t trash the tiles, and even cleared the gutters while they were up there like it was no big deal.

By the end of the week, I’d accidentally done a full exterior cleaning Northwich transformation. My house looks so fresh it could host its own lifestyle blog now.

And let’s be honest — I didn’t plan a thing. I just kept saying, “Well… since you’re already here…”

Clearview Cheshire handled it all without judgement. Just quiet efficiency, a lot of hoses, and some very satisfying results.

So yeah. My house guilt-tripped me into getting everything cleaned. And honestly? It kind of deserved it.